WBS

See wounded bird syndrome.

"How did Bob get a date with Megan?"
"He got hit by a falling tree and broke his leg."
"Ah, so it's a case of WBS."

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wounded bird syndrome

Wounded Bird Syndrome, or WBS, is when a guy gets hurt either physically or emotionally and uses his wound to attract other girls. This is an effective, if underhanded, way of getting dates.

Bob broke his arm, so Tom took him as his wingman to play the Wounded Bird Syndrome card.

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