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when someone only cums when they are in view of a dying snail
yeah personally im a dirty velycia in the bedroom
When a boy named Ian eats 2 boxes of dried seaweed at 8pm and in the morning goes back to his home town and projectile vomits 3 times in a row infront of a maverick gas station and then goes into the restroom and watched as the patrons of the maverick split open as if mosses was bending the red sea
Damn dude did you hear how that guy preformed a dirty ian
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The little creature in your closet who sings Japanese songs for no discernable reason.
Me: AYYYYYY KORBABY!
Korbaby: KILL YOURSELF!