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When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.
Ashley walked in and caught her boyfriend in a San Francisco Finger Trap! WHAAAT With WHOOO....
When you 69 with a demonic bitch who has overly attached personalities and you have to blast her back to hell with your BFG9000.
I had to DOOMthatHOE , SHE WONT STOP CALLING HAD TO SEND HER BACK TO HELL WITH THE BFG FACIAL!
The lonely sock in your room who had a late night out..... The Crunchy One..... Your best girl..... The lone gun holster
The Pole Holder Of the night. Your Dick Sock.
Oh man don't touch that ! That's Joe's Boniesocko!
When you put a dollar in a strippers G-String and slip your finger in their butt and hope she likes it and doesn't tell the bouncer .
Alex is well-wishing hope that stripper don't get mad at him and get us kicked out.