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A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.
"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.
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You know the water that's left in the toilet after you take a huge dump that's still brown and needs a second flush? Yeah, that's African Water.
Dude 1- Hey, who didn't flush the toilet?
Dude 2- I was the last to use the bathroom, but I flushed.
Dude 1- Well check next time, you had some African Water left.
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