Shlarg

An item that IKEA would probably sell. Similar in nature to a BLAHÄJ.

1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”