No father figure

Having a lack of a father figure in your life; being a fatherless child

Child: “Yeah, I’m a Fortnite pro”

Normal human: “You mean you have No father figure”

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Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not

The only correct way to say “I can’t”

“Can you come over tomorrow?”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not”

Clickbait Kyle

An online influencer who only makes clickbait videos.

“This dude is such a Clickbait Kyle, he’s never made a normal video!”

Gen Z Humor

Things that Gen Z find funny; what Gen Z laughs at.

Gen Z: “Bro, look at this video of cabbage! Gen Z: *WHEEZE*

Any other generation: “This is Gen Z humor.”

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Gen Z Humor

The most hilarious memes that make absolutely no sense whatsoever, which is the exact reason that they are funny

Boomers: “I don’t understand your Gen Z humor”

Gen Z: Corn flakes

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The Fog

The fog will come on March 27, 2026. The fog isn’t some all powerful supernatural entity, it is reality. The fog is a crack in the fabric of space and time, that consists of horrors so terrifying that it will blind you. You need to board up all windows and doors, especially anything with cracks into the outside world. Electricity in your area may go out, so keep board games and other nob-electrical forms of entertainment, as it can take months for military forces to reach your area. The hallucinations inside the fog can mimic the voices of loved ones, and if any loved ones are consumed by the fog, they are not themselves. They are an entity now, belonging to the fog. They will deform and deform, until they have to crawl on the ground to move. Do not trust anybody who has been outside. Do not trust anybody who has not covered their doors. Do not trust anybody who says anything that is contradicting to this post. Keep yourself safe on March 27, 2026. May God be with you all upon this international crisis.

Person 1: “Hey bro, what’s going on?”

Person 1: “Bro, are you ok?”

Person 2: “The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming”

Any male name

A very nice guy apparently

“What happens if you search my name up on urban dictionary?”
“It’ll probably say your name is a nice dude, basically any male name on that site says that”