Religion

One of the easiest ways to get people angry at each other quick.

Person A: Hello good neighbor. You look like a cool guy. My name's John.
Person B: Howdy. My name's Mark. I'm a very spiritual person, and I want you to know the grace of thy lord. Have you been saved by Jesus?
Person A: No, I'm an atheist.
Person B: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT RAPIST PEDOPHILE GAY JACKASS BITCH WHORE DICKHOLE DIPSHIT CUNT SLUTTY WHORE FUCKER CUM EATING ASSHOLE DILDO PUSSY LICKING RELIGION HATING CONDOM WRAPPER!

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Ass

The part on a woman's body that keeps a man from killing himself.

This cruel world is full of suffering and pain. If it wasn't for my girlfriend's ass I'd probably just end it.

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Shantel vansanten

Also known as booty spivot. She is a model and actress and has played in a wide range of movies and TV shows such as one tree hill, shooter, and the flash. Her smile, her eyes, this perfection is proof that god exists.

Person a: have you seen shantel vansanten?
Person b: no, why?
Person a: you are not living until you have laid eyes upon that beauty.
Person b: you say that about every celebrity.

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