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Acronym for "Universal Party Time", which is 11:30 PM in your local time zone.
"It's UPT, so drink up, bitches!"
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The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.
"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."
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When two people press their buttholes together and then one person farts.
"Ayo! I ate chili cheese fries today so you know this butt cpr is about to get real!"
(v.) when a gay (and usually drunk) man gropes a straight man in a desperate attempt to gain his affection
Mark got wasted at the club last night and magooed me! Again!
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having to take a dump; carrying around feces that is ready to be expelled; needing a bowel movement
Dude step on the gas! I'm hauling bricks over here!
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to repeatedly stagger left and right while walking forward as if you're on an invisible slalom course; usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption
"Man, I got so fucking shitfaced last night that I was slaloming the entire 45-minute walk home!"
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