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A fake Amish person. A person who pretends to be Amish, or is going through "rumspringa", the Amish rite of deciding whether to remain in the community.
"Look at that chick over there. She's Fauxmish. She's on rumspringa right now, and doing drugs and banging guys like there's no tomorrow."
"Truth" and "proof" smashed together. When faggoty liberals deny your definition of a made up fucking word because it attacks their idiotic, douchebag dogma of global warming.
"The global warmist dicks at UD wouldn't publish my definition of 'troof'. Reason? Because it impugned their savior Al Gore's phony scientific bullshit about global warming. Get back to skateboarding and leave science to thinkers."
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A woman's willingness to get naked being directly proportionate to her availability.
Since Janine got divorced, her tittylibrium has gone way up. I'm seeing those titties ALL OVER the Internet.
A person who lives their life in a pathological fear of a germ that won't affect them.
"The Covidite refused to use his brain in dealing with a germ, and was so stupid as to drive alone in his car wearing a mask, as though that would keep him from giving himself the germ."
8π 4π
"Got the yips" or "giving me the yips" is defined as that sound you make just before you puke your guts up, as coined by a Pennsylvania podcast.
"I got the yips from the rancid smell of this girl's vagina."
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A man who is dominated by women, and takes his anger out on others. It's an acronym for "Feminine Obstructed Yahoo", as defined in eastern Pennsylvania.
"That dude is angry. Based on the way he acts, he's a definite Foy, and is all hung up on his mommy patterns."
When a woman explains things to or for a man in a down-talking manner. The opposite of "mansplain".
"Jill Biden has to constantly broadsplain for her husband, whose cognitive disability won't allow him to properly elucidate his administration's policies."