Brandon George

What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.

“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”