Apple

An overpriced phone company that for no reason started making apps

Hello would you like to buy this fucking stupid "apple" product that for no reason we started making apps for?

ass

Something the men are magically forced to stare at and slap

Look at that ass *the person they are staring at turns around. you look up* holy shit those are some big tits. *They ask you if you want to go back to her car and have some "fun"* you say yes.

tits

Something big the girls have that men like to slap and stare at.

Damn, that's one big ass *looks at girls titties. those tits are even bigger tho*