Tubbo

Someone who is a mix between being tubby or a lardo. A combination of both words, the phrase can also be used to avoid choosing between tubby and lardo when describing a particular fat person. Similar to Lardy.

I can't tell if Mikey is tubby or a lardo, so I just call him a Tubbo.

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Ogympic Athlete

Someone who takes gym class WAY too seriously. Some signs of an Ogympic Athlete include running the warm up laps or mile too fast/like a track star, getting mad when they do bad at gym games, showing off for the gym teachers (who don't give a shit by the way), simply being a try-hard or too competitive, etc. Ogympic Athletes are hilarious to watch and/or jerkoffs to deal with.

Ogympic Athletes are a bunch of gym class try-hards who ruin gym class for everyone else.

Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.

Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!

Sedimentary Food

Any food comprising of multiple foods pressed/forced together. Kinda like a sedimentary rock is made up of multiple rocks pressed/forced together...except its food.

The snack my friend was eating was a Sedimentary Food because it was formed of multiple foods smushed together.

Fu Man Jew

A Chinese or Oriental Jew.

That Chinese Guy is Jewish. He's a Fu Man Jew!

Extreme Bubble Wrap

The act of rolling up a sleeve of bubble wrap and masterbating into it. Following this, the player(s) hold(s) up the sleeve of bubble wrap close up to their face(s), and proceeds to pop the bubbles of the bubble wrap, trying to avoid getting their own jizz on their face(s) in the process.

One of the best sex party games of all time is definitely extreme bubble wrap. It's very wrong, yet oddly satisfying.

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Tip N Drip

Action taken when you realize you forgot your towel but you're already in the shower. Tipping and Dripping involves exiting the shower while dripping wet and tip-toeing to get a towel from wherever your towels are while trying to get as little water on the floor as possible. Used especially when no one is around to get a towel for you. While getting towels is the most common use of the Tip N Drip maneuver, it has other various uses as well, depending on what you need to get.

I'm in the shower but forgot my towel, so I had to Tip N Drip down the hall to get one.