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The opposite of "Sweet Dreams". Telling someone to have Sour Nightmares means you don't want them to sleep well or have good dreams. Instead, you want their sleep to be bad, unsettling, or even terrifying.
Guy 1: "I'm going to bed."
Guy 2: "Sour Nightmares."
Guy 1: "Don't you mean Sweet Dreams?"
Guy 2: "No."
Drifting in a car or a truck while drunk. Usually ends in disaster.
Phillip totalled his truck when he went Drunk Drifting.
Jean Shorts. The two words combined make Jorts. They are usually worn by kids, or by your crazy moustached uncle who likes to wrestle with you.
Jacob wore his jorts so he could wrestle with his nephew.
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Getting burned by Yung Hee of Mike Tyson Mysteries.
Burn on you, Pigeon, you got Yung'd!
People being optimistic when there's really nothing to be optimistic about. A sense that someone's positivity has no merit and is practically wasted because almost if not everything is purely negative at the time. This kind of thinking can be toxic because being happy all the time, even and especially during hardship, doesn't necessarily solve anything.
I'm getting tired of the amount of Empty Optimism that everyone around me is exerting. There's really nothing to be happy about right now.
Any duo of girls (they usually come in pairs) that say "Like" almost every other word. No matter what the conversation or context, or who they're talking to. Most often found together at school or elsewhere, they can't seem to kick this annoying habit of theirs. They are most often just friends and usually aren't, but can be, literal sisters.
The Like Sisters over there can't go two words without saying "Like"!
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When three or more people take a shit at the same time in a public bathroom.
The three men entered the bathroom stalls at the same time, forming a Shit Squad.
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