the bullfighter

When a guy waves an unopened condom at a girl, hoping she'll charge towards him and have sex. As with the matador's muleta, works best when the condom wrapper is red.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I used the bullfighter on a chick last night. Why the hell didn't it work?" Dude 2: "Because you're a fucking dumbass!"

Dude 1: "I did the bullfighter yesterday and it worked!" Dude 2: "She was a 2 out of 10. Anything would've worked with her."

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