Trentonitis

A word commonly used as a reasoning for why a person named Trenton is absent from an event, often portrayed as a sickness. Trentonitis is also a state of being, Trentonitis explains the actions, behaviors, and overall likeness of people named Trenton. To put is short, Trentonitis is what makes a Trenton a Trenton.

Teacher: "Why is Trenton absent today?"

Thomas: "He has Trentonitis."

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”