bed surfing

Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.

I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.

She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.

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body in the repair shop

When a girl on her period.

Patrícia was really acting bitchy today, was her body in the repair shop?

Sorry this isn't a good time, my body is in the repair shop...

Listen I would love to have sex in a few days when my body is not in the repair shop, its a sticky wicket right now.

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