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A device used by fat girls to prevent their hot friends from going home with you.
John was about to go home with some hot blonde until her fat friend cockblocked him and went home with her instead to eat candy bars and watch the Tyra Banks show
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Describes a pitiful and unsuccessful attempt to pass things off as normal or satisfactory when they are obviously anything but.
Dude, this is So-Chi... I can't watch tv because the only thing on the wall is a creepy picture of two tigers, I can't drink the water because it's yellow, I can't sleep because I have no pillow, and I can't take a dump because I can't flush the toilet paper.
Matt is So-Chi! He denied eating my taco bell even after I found him passed out with sour cream all over his face, chalupa meat in his hair and shart-stains in his boxers.
We went to a So-Chi movie theatre. Spent three hours on a mall bench looking through a hole in a cardboard box.
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A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing
Professor Coan tells us to stay in shape, but she's fat as hell. What a hypocrite!
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A magic ointment to be applied liberally to the nose and nostril area while one is sick
Good Friend: "Dude, no wonder you're nose is still chapped, you've been using Vick's! Here is some mentholatum.
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