Doughnutanate

The art of using an explosive donut to blow shit up with…
Or
The assplosion of the ring piece when penetrated violently after a doughnut punching

Dave: you got much going on tonight?
Jim: yeah man, I’m seeing this girl tonight!
Dave: oh cool, what you guys gonna get up to?
Jim: when we get back from our dinner date I’m going to doughnutanate the fuck out of her!
Dave: have fun with that mate.

Stabability

Uncommon misconception of the word "stability" - the state of being stable

Also defined as the ability to stab.

Mark - My wife is questioning my stability!
John - She better not question your stabability!