black duck orange beak

so cute

OmG iTs A bLaCk DuCk WiTh An OrAnGe BeAk So CuTe

black duck orange beak ya know they are so cute...

Yeet

to throw an object at a random time and place with the intention to hit someone in the face with said object at a very high speed

so you see a person standing in a subway

they look your way with a chair in hand
they start to lift the chair higher in the air
they throw the chair
"YEET" they said
it comes zooming towards you at a high speed
*smack*
it hits you in the face
the end
thanks for listening to my ted talk
it hits you

dog gra

tfw you do not know what ur cousin means in joke boat at the beach be like

Me:wow that was a funny joke

Cousin(1): we totaly nailed that one

cousin(2): oh shoot its my turn INSERT JOKE PICKUP HERE (punchline) dog gra... you know what i mean?

uncle:WhAt ThAt GoT vOtEs??!

Me:wow that was just wow

thank you for listening to my ted talk

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