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So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.
Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.
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Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
The act of pooping while vomiting at the same time.
Eg. 1: My buddy Aaron had a stomach virus and chronic diarrhea, so he was shitting up all over the place. He didn't know either to shit or vomit in the toilet.
Eg. 2: My buddy Andy got food poisoning and ate a bran muffin, so he was shitting up all over the place.
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