The Gard

Dragging a baseball field while drinking (alcohol) or under the influence of

SigOther: honey, where you been?
Coach: dragging the ball field after the game. Can't leave it a mess!
SigOther: but did you Gard tho?
Coach: The Gard?
SigOther:
A field ain't worth Draggin' if a beer in't worth Drankin'

The Gardian

When you do 6 of anything in a sporting event!

3 of anything is called a hat trick!
4 is called the golden sombrero!
5 is called the Olympic Rings!
6 hasn't had a name until that one time the Gardian picked off 6 Black Sox in a ball game with the greatest pickoff move known to man!