Buttercock

Coined by Pete Holmes:
A lost erection, a penis soft as butter.

Honey, it is buttercock! It’s land-o-lakes down there... I can’t believe it is not an erection!

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Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter