banana

banana

"banana"
"What the fuck, Carl?"
"banana"

Artefact

Actually just "artifact" but the idiot spelling it put an e instead of an i.

*Person A is told to spell artifact*
Person A: A-R-T-E-F-A-C-T
Person B: It's an I, not an E you dumbass.
Person A: No, it's Artefact.
Person B: No, it's actually Artifact. Look at a dictionary and go touch grass you incell.