Plot

/plɒt/

noun:

A gathering of friends and acquaintances on a particular day. Can refer to an impromptu event or one that's been planned out. Plots which are particularly memorable are considered legendary and/or epic. Plural and singular forms used interchangeably.

"Yo, what's plots?" "The plot's at mine"

The term "plotter" refers to an individual engaging with plots. The "plotmaster" is the host of a particular plot, and a person who consistently hosts epic plots is the "designated plotmaster".

Verb:

The act of hanging out with a group of friends.

"You plotting tonight?" "Nah don't think I can plot"

Adjective:

A particularly fruitful and enjoyable gathering, one in which the goals of the plot have been achieved or surpassed. Always in plural form.

"Brooo, this is plots bro"

Exclamation:

Used alone to express either satisfaction with or excitement for a plot. Is also used whilst dapping another plotter up when concluding plots. Ending plots without this ritual is considered bad luck.

Example of all forms being used in conversation:

"Yo, we plotting tonight?"
"Hell yeah, plots at Spencer's, ten plotters confirmed."
"Shiiit that's plots, shoutout to the plotmaster"
*Plots conclude*
"Thanks for the legendary plot bro, cya later."
"NP, TY for plotting, plot soon."
"Epic. Dap me up bro."
"Plots"
"Plots"

Bananaing

When a woman takes an uncircumcised man, peels back his foreskin, and proceeds to gnaw on the tip of his penis.

Joe- "Rachel is a tough girl in bed"
Fred- "I know, yesterday she gave me a bananaing I'll never forget"

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fiveskin

/faɪv skɪn/
Foreskin so large you can fit all five fingers in it.

Dude 1: Ye I got a foreskin.
Dude 2: *Sticks all five fingers inside of dude 1's foreskin* Nah nigga, you got a fiveskin!

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