Heidi

HIGH-dee | /heidi/

To "heidi" is to be incorrect in the performance of a simple task.

To consistently perform incorrectly.

To be incorrect in the knowledge of a common fact.

Jonathan heidis when he eats a hamburger with a fork.
Susan is a heidi when she loses at go-fish three times in a row.
You are a heidi when you think happy is spelled with only one "p" (hapy)

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Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.

After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.