Moon gooning

Moon gooning is an event similar to gooning but on a more spiritual level. Some have stated it is native American in origin but this has not been confirmed.

The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.

Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).

Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.

We're linking up with tucker Carlson and doing a moon gooning session this weekend bruh, you should join us.