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Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.

Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "

by TheHanMan April 2, 2009

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