Beau'd

A Sex Maneuver

When a girl is giving a guy head and, right before he busts a nut, he beats the shit out of her. This physical assault causes the girl to abruptly end the blow job and question the reason as to why the guy beat the shit out of her as she was giving him head. Before she can ask however, the guy yells loudly in agony as he ejaculates onto anything in the vicinity except the girl. This, again, frightens the girl. After the guy fully busts his load, he says with deep satisfaction, "I just Beau'd so hard."

Also used when a guy busts a nut in under two minutes and, in order to comfort himself and make up for his lack of sexual skill, he confidently says "I just Beau'd so hard" upon ejaculation.

Henry: Hey man, did you hook up with that girl from TGI Fridays last night?
Brody: Fuck yeah broheim, I Beau'd so hard.

I got really drunk at the local Hooters last night and took an underaged girl home. I Beau'd so hard, bro.

One Direction

One Direction is a UK boy band that consists of five young rascals, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson. They make the females go crazy. Like really, CRAZY BRO. What these poor females don't understand is that these young rascals are flaming homosexuals. Yes that's right ladies, FAGGOTS. Some would say that they just have a "bromance" but their interactions with each other on camera is proof that their "bromance" is much more homoerotic than friendly man love.

"What direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction."

Tommy: Hey bro my dog is acting more queer than One Direction."

Jimmy: "Burn the poor bastard then."

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