Benson

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A big ass pumpkin.

Often inhabits the coffee table of a few eloquent, classy gentlemen and their piece of dogshit roommate who should fuck off and die in a hole. Slowly. Weighs roughly 50lbs.

Guest: What is that on your coffee table?

Gentleman: That, my dear, is Benson.

Fourth roommate: - something inevitably stupid and irrelevant to the conversation.

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