bijou

You are more than a friend. You’re my sister, my partner-in-crime, my other half. You know me better than I know myself. You know what I like, what I love, what I hate. You applaud my passions and tolerate my faults. You’re there for me, always. And it’s not always about what we say, or what we do – because you, by yourself, is enough. You, with your smile, your laugh, your friendship – it’s more than I deserve. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, and we’re stronger than ever. Because there’s no me without you. You’re part of me – part of me, my life, my family, my entire world.

hi bijou

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Dexter

Dexter is one high pitched gay ass motherfucker. it is said that his vocal cords where removed when he was a child and replaced with a cat so whenever he tries to be cool and sing he cant because of how high his voice is. Dexter's usually don't get laid because of how miniature their dick's are, it is said that one time when was trying to have sex one day, when he took his pants off the girl screamed and said "oh my god, i'm not a lesbian" Dexter's are short, blonde and usually absolute cunts that go to some school called all shit or something like that.

Dexter : Hey wanna hear my singing?
Random guy: Sure, cant be that bad, right?
Dexter: SCRETVYDWUFBSHEJNFBWEQNIDEFBUEIN * really high pitched singing*
Random Guy: *goes deaf*

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