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A place in Johor, Malaysia where unspeakable things happen. It often starts when you believe in the STREET ART of MATANG, but usually ends with at least one person sobbing into the pillow by the end of the night.
You will deny that things happen there: "Nothing happened in Matang."
But your friends will go: "So much happened in Matang."
And the bird from last night will go: "That's what I gave you in Matang"
When your friend makes fun of you, you instinctively say: "Are you going to bring up what happened in Matang? NO MATANG JOKES"
But it never stops. You can take yourself out of Matang, but you cannot take Matang out of you.
Matang is like aids, its forever.
"Do you wanna talk about what happen the other day?"
"Nah bro. What happens in Matang, stays in Matang."
Malaysia version of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"
Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.
Abbreviation: We DONT Eat Ass.
Dont is replaced by a X instead of D. Can be further shortened to WXEA.
-On hook up sites-
-Finds a group of girls-
"I wonder if they do butt stuff here?"
WX Eat Ass
"At least they do anal"
Its for a group of boys who believe in their own laws and act as both judge and jury for the actions of the people around them, even if they are not part of the group of boys.
Essentially a circle jerk of guys who are in their own fantasy.
Girl1: I cant stand the bunch of guys. They are just playing everything by their own rules. Its so annoying.
Girl2: I know right. They are just a group of Law Brothers.
A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.
Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.
-Playing a FPS-
Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!
An oxymoron.
It is speaking about the state of bird photographers who will do anything to take a great photo of wildlife. The list of actions include:
1. Feeding of wild birds
2. Stepping on wild birds 'by accident' (OBVIOUSLY they just dont want others to get the same photo opportunity)
3. Recommend culling of bird's native predators
4. Pushing their way around with their massive lens to get a good position and refuse to move even if obstructing the path
5. Witholding information of bird locality, even if information would be vital for ornithologist conducting avian research
6. Breaking local rules and entering restricted areas, endangering lives of those around them
7. Handling of wild animals to prevent them from disturbing their subject
8. Unnecessary destruction of vegetation in wild areas to get clearer view of the bird
Find me an ethical birder in this day and age and I will bow to them.
When a lady is obese to the point where her thongs are stretched to the max and holding on for dear life. Can be used for men in reference to their swim shorts too.
Guy 1: Have you seen that whale over there?
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong