Scraunch Monkey

A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.

Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”

Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”

Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”

Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*

Jacket the Faggot

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.

Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”