tacobation

The act of enjoying a fat sack of tacos all by yourself.

"Yo, is John gonna make it tonight?"

"Yeah, he said he'd hit the beer store after some serious tacobation."

Gastroplastectomy

A surgical procedure in which a section of Plexiglass is inserted onto one's abdomen, allowing one to see out while one's head is up one's ass.

Jesus, Bob is a walking cluster fuck. We need to get him a gastroplastectomy for Christmas.