Bees

Plural of 'bee'. An insect that collects pollen from flowers, makes hives and is well-known for having a 'stinger' that injects an assailant with venom. If you remain calm and stay out of their way they won't be likely to hurt you. However if you attract their attention run like a bat out of hell and jump in some water.

Johnny: Hey craig, you goin to the store today because I need a ride.
Craig: Nah.. I thought I'd just do my homework today.
(Linda enters)
Linda: Hey you two, I'm kinda hot, wanna bump uglies?
Johnny: Not now Linda, I JUST PISSED OFF SOME BEES!
Craig: RUN LIKE HELL!
Linda: THEY HAVE ME, SAVE YOURSELVES!
Craig: NOOOOOooooo I'll SAVE YOU!
Johnny: Don't! NOO! CRAIG! LINDA!
(Craig and Linda are torn apart by the bees!)
Johnny: WHYYYYY!????
(Johnny pulls out a grenade from nowhere.)
Johnny: I'm commin back for ya guys!
>>> EXPOLOSION! <<<

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