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Woke

Simply it means being factually informed and doing the right thing.
Explains why a certain political party is against everything.

The opposite of Woke is Doze.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 24, 2023

19πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 18, 2013

159πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014


Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015


Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


MAGA

Many Assholes Going Apeshit

Do MAGA supporters have rage issues?

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky November 8, 2022

159πŸ‘ 3843πŸ‘Ž


Suck Slut

Any person who will kneel down just about anywhere and blow you, swallow everything and lick their lips

I met this super suck slut last nite, the chick was cum guzzler - she blew me three times!

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 4, 2022