1. Windows operating system
2. To fall asleep
1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..
51๐ 14๐
A person who looks confused, doesn't understand the simplest things for a short period, or says stupid things without thinking.
*trying to decide what Ross should get on his school hoodie*
Matt: Get "Rossalicious"!
Ross: No *laughs in a very dozey fashion*
Andy: Get "Rosserific"
Ross: No
Matt: Get "Rossasaurus"
Ross I don't like dinosaurs!
*Everyone laughs at how dozey Ross is*
18๐ 4๐
when youre fucking someone up the ass and they have to take a dump, but you keep going and the shit on your wiener.
did you hear that anna got dozed last weekend?
10๐ 39๐
Over the counter pills (usually caffinated) consumed with the intent of keeping one self awake. Commonly exaggerated to be a very potent substitue for sleep. In reality one tablet is the equivalent to two cups of coffe.
Man, I'm glad I took that no doze before class today. I was so sleepy.
88๐ 6๐
Doze:
A doze is someone who is quite forgetful, says odd things, or looks very confused.
also someone who wears there tshirt inside out without realising.
Matt: Lol check ross, he is just pure doze
Mike: why so matthew?
Matt: His T-shirt is inside out and he is doing his maths oblivious to everything!
Mike: Good eye you have matt, well done, ross is a doze!
ross(doze): OW THAT NIPS!
22๐ 6๐
Microsoft Windows, the operating system.
The computers crashed a lot since they were all running doze.
57๐ 31๐
A term describing a severe act of stupidity that is emphasized by social ineptness, particularly saying or doing things of immaturity and creepiness, often times with members of the opposite sex.
Guy #1: "dude I'm going to get really high, eat 12 tacos, and then approach a hot girl"
Guy #2: wow man you're seriously dozing right now
32๐ 17๐