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Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015


DOGIE

Department Of Government Inefficiency Everywhere

I didn't think it was possible, but that chainsaw wielding DOGIE moron is making the federal government even less efficient than it was.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 12, 2025


Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 03, 2024


RBMF

Rat Bastid MotherFucker

That sales person is a real RBMF...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky June 30, 2024


tardification

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard

Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 23, 2025


buckle up buttercup

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.

Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018


TBW

Tiny Brained Wiper.

From Monty Python "You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms." A pejorative used to designate a person who is obviously worse than an ass-kisser.

That Jerard has no dignity, he's such a TBW.
He will do anything to get ahead.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky June 21, 2007