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Tiny Brained Wiper.
From Monty Python "You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms." A pejorative used to designate a person who is obviously worse than an ass-kisser.
That Jerard has no dignity, he's such a TBW.
He will do anything to get ahead.
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A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.
Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp
Groups, primarily FB groups, that "spot" or post about douchebaggery .
This can, of course, be highly subjective.
Some events/actions seem to get broad agreement as superb examples of douchebaggery, particularly if done by a celebrity or politician
1. Look at how bad that person parked, they're taking up 3 spaces!!.
I've got to post that on my local Douche Spotters group.
2. Look at that photo?! It seems like the President is always being douche spotted.
In game theory (and economic theory) a zero-sum game is a situation where one persons (or entities) gain has a corresponding loss from another person (or entity).
Initech employee 1: "Hey, everyone took big pieces of the cake now Milton doesn't have one."
Initech employee 2: "Cake is a zero sum game, man."
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Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.
It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.
Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.
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