child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.

Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s