Lynwood

The purest of remedial, that person whos IQ makes forrest gump look like Einstein.
Smokes crack, drinks shitty alcohol, starts and ends every sentence with bo.
Works for $3.50/hour and thinks its gold bricks.
Is also a extremely closeted but raging homosexual, his baby dady is in prison, turned him into a country fried faggot cumdump.
He look like sid the sloth had a child with slow ed from ed edd n eddy, and the baby smoked meth and had a child with lester from Cleveland show.
Sucks so much dick, he can suck clear from air, black from night, light out of day, even the blue it of the sky.
Broke nigga, can't afford something that $2.50 at walmart.
Pathological liar, he lies just to hear him self make noise
No abilities other than smoking crack, smoking meth, snorting coke, and before his baby cheddar bob got time would get his butthole pounded raw.

Lynwood: godammmit bo I tried fixing this chainsaw by beating with a hammer , but the stupid piece of shit broke bo.

Lynwood: man bo fuck you bo.

Lynwood: aye bo, fuck it my elevator don't go all the way to the top bo.

Lynwood (verb)

Person 1: shit I had my phone in my pocket this whole time

Person 2: omfg you are a lynwood ass motherfucker

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