Fancy a Cuppa

British Slang For "Do You Want a Cup of Tea." Pronounced "Foncy uh Cuppa."

"Fancy a Cuppa?"
"No Thank You, Let's Get Straight To Business Here"
"Business With a Cup of Tea"
"I said no thank you"
"Lady, you're gonna have to get used to some rules here in England. You cannot decline a cup of tea."
"Okay IDC bye."

(Read at Your Own Pace In a British Accent)

blauwbok

An extinct bluish-coloured antelope of southern Africa

"I just saw a blauwbok"
"No you didn't, you idiot, blauwbok's are extinct"