in space

A prepositional phrase added to the end of any statement of ability or accomplishment, immediately enhancing the impressiveness of the ability or accommplishment in question to unbelievably awesome levels.

I play a mean trombone... IN SPACE.

Yeah, I morph all the time... IN SPACE.

I have a brachiosaurus... IN SPACE.

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Dirty Pirate Hooker

(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.

Dirty Pirate Hookers all around!

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Danny DeVito

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Danny DeVito is a re-rack called at 4 cups in which two vertical rows of two cups are placed adjacent two each other, offset along the gaps.

Also known as the "2-2 Offset" in lamer circles.

When it comes to 4 cups, you always go with the Danny DeVito

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tonsilbate

(v.) 1. An act of oral sex in which the receiver's penis is stimulated through contact with the tonsils of the giver.

2. Oral sex performed on a man, in general

I recommend you tonsilbate as frequently as possible

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Cobrachiosaurus tank

(n.) A mythical creature with the head of a cobra, the neck and tail of a brachiosaurus, and the body of a modern tank. One of the few species to actually have a catch phrase: "Amaze your friends. Devour your enemies. Then devour your friends." Also, the only creature known to have evolutionarily developed a complex ballistics system as a means of predatory attack.

My pet cobrachiosaurus tank destroyed my old high school in a matter of 3 minutes. It was AWESOME.

Tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!

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cram

A synonym for anal sex between two men, or between any combination of man and little boy. Used both as a noun and a verb.

I had so much cram with Jimmy from across the street yesterday. I think his parents are mad at me or something

May I cram you, prease?

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Beeramid

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Beeramid is a re-rack called at 6 cups in which the cups are arranged in an equilateral triangle, with a base row of three, a mid row of two, and an apex of one. In games in which re-racking is demanded after sinking four cups, this rack is typically the rack required.

Hey guys, give us a Beeramid, mah prease.

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