AIM

The worst IMing service, also the end of the world. Has shredded the english language to pieces. Basically porn central and the rape habitat. Worse than 4chan's /b/. Better alternatives: Google Chat, Yuuguu.

b0bd43p1kr4pp4r: 1m@ r4p3 j00 n40\/\/!!!1!11!
Smart Person: Auuughh!!!! AIM F**KING SUCKS!
*blocks, then quits AIM*
*joins Gchat*
Much better!