Vegetarian

An old Indian word that means "Fool who cant fish, hunt, or work". Synonyms include "vegan", "liberal", and "hippie".

Vegetarian: "Hey, why do you need to own a gun? Animals have rights you know. Go to the store and buy meat that wasn't harmed or become a vegan or vegetarian instead."

Me: "Well its cheaper to buy bullets and kill a few deer than it is to buy ground beef at Giant."

Vegetarian: "Savage!"

Me: "Get a Job."

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