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To be severely and humiliatingly cockblocked, usually by more than one person.
Just as I was getting hot and heavy with Sheila under the bleachers, the entire school football team showed up, dragged me out and gave me a swirly in the bathroom. She'll never talk to me again. They really cockbarricaded me.
One who juggles turds for the entertainment of themselves and others.
A plumber or sewage management worker who's job it is to keep human waste processing running smoothly.
The circus performer was afraid to juggle chainsaws, so he became a turdjuggler
The toilets backed up again. Better call the turdjuggler.
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The language of love spoken from the heart.
Jason acts macho when he's with his guy friends, but when he's with a girl his personality changes and he speaks in cardiovernacular.
A swollen abdomen similar in appearance to a beer gut, but caused not by excess calories, but a buildup of scar tissue from years of absorbing violent blows in karate.
"Wow, sensei must really be knocking back the beers. Look at that beer gut!" "No, thats karate gut. It's all scar tissue from taking so many karate kicks. He's such a badass!"
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An entertainer who harms or taints their culture or country through their work.
The rapper's pro violence, pro narcotic, misogynisitic, vulgar and inane lyrics make him an entertainter for the ages.
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A mentally retarded person who is exceptionally talented in some way.
Timmy may be severely retarded, but he sings Pavarotti beautifully. He's a real tardstar!
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