Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.

Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"

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Ice Cream Sandwich

While doing a chubby female in missionary, you pull a fat flab open, and nut in it.

Tom : "Yea, she dumped me after I pulled an ice cream sandwich on her.

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