Shit Explosion

When you pull down your pants to poo and while your bent over pushing them to your ankles the poo explodes from your ass all over the toilet and wall.

"Dude bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom if I were you, I just spackled the walls with a shit explosion."

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Bitchface pancake

A chocolate pancake with whipped cream for a mouth and marrichino cherries for eyes that is eaten while intoxicated. (esp. at IHOP)

"Dude bro, I'm fuckin hungry for some bitchface pancakes."