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When a man ejaculates in his own hand, and then flings it on another person.
She passed out before I could finish, so I pixie dusted her and took off.
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When you're having sex doggy style facing a wall, and you pick the person up and smash them through said wall.
The sex was good but aggressive; I tried to rough things up a bit and accidentally gave her the interior decorator.
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