Beth Ainsworth

Very well known local celebrity in Poughkeepsie, NY. Noted for her short height, sociopathic tendencies, and exceptional skills in addressing people as if they are elementary schoolchildren. May be used as a noun or verb.

E.g., v. "I just Beth Ainsworthed my boyfriend because he didn't do my homework."

n. "Beth Ainsworth just spilled coffee all over herself, and is now forcing a college student to clean up her mess."