fanny no nanny

1. Used to describe a person with lesser than average intelligence

2. Used in a situation where cognitive thought has been trumped by the sheer stupidity and absurdity of the situation.

1. That Fanny No Nanny just stuck their ice cream on their head.

2. "Wha.. whart is teh fanny no nanny?!"

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Dumpster Themepark

1. A theme park comprised of dumpsters.

2. A Theme park with an extensive amount of dumpsters.

3. A Campground where children play in the dumpsters.

1. Hey, do ya see the kid in the Dumpster Ferris wheel?

2. Jeez do you think they have enough Dumpsters in this theme park?

3. Whats with all of these kids playing in the dumpsters? its like some kind of Dumpster Themepark.

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failcessful

When you are too good at what you do and you constantly fail by being too successful.

When you point out things to your management team that could save the company loads of time and money but they ignore you because they know it would invalidate them as management for not thinking of it.

"John would be a great member of the team if he wasn't so failcessful"

When you modify a system to make it more efficient but end up getting an entire department fired because your automation made their jobs necessary. Also managing to get you blacklisted for any consideration of promotion

"Roy was on the way to a promotion but that last automation made him a true failcess"

You make a car so fast that no one believes you can drive a lap "that fast" so you are disqualified based on the idea that you can't be that fast.

"Reginald would have been the top contender but instead he was too failcessful"