10:11pm

This is the time that Milk Time falls on. It is a celebratory event.

Guy 1 - Dude it’s 10:11pm.
Guy 2 - Omg that means it’s Milk Time!
Guy 1 - Let’s go party :)

Milk Time

Milk Time is 10:11pm.

All you do to celebrate Milk Time is take a photo on Snapchat, add the sticker of the time 10:11pm (from any Timezone you’re in), and post it to your story.

Milk Time represents the everlasting joy and presence that surrounds and encapsulates all. It reminds us of the happiness and peace in the world (of milk and all other benefits) and the positive side to all adversity.

Guy 1 (David): Dude what time is it?
Guy 2 (Nimue): Oh its 10:10pm.
Guy 1 (David): Omg dude get ready it’s almost milk time.

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The Whale

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and as you cum you moan “I’m cumminggggggggg” like a whale call. Then you slap a raw fish on her back which she doesn’t know is going to happen.

Bradley: Dude Vicky was over last night and midway through having sex with her I surprised her by doing the whale.

Stephen: That’s great man, I’ll have to try that with Susie tonight.

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